I’M CONFUSED

I’M CONFUSED ❓ STILL CONFUSED ❓ WAIT, WHAT? ❓ I’M CONFUSED ❓ STILL CONFUSED ❓ WAIT, WHAT? ❓

ARE YOU ALSO CONFUSED? ❓ I’M MORE CONFUSED ❓ HANG ON ❓ ARE YOU ALSO CONFUSED? ❓ I’M MORE CONFUSED ❓ HANG ON ❓

THIS WAS CLEARER A SECOND AGO ❓ OKAY, NOW I’M MORE CONFUSED ❓ IS IT JUST ME? ❓ THIS WAS CLEARER A SECOND AGO ❓ OKAY, NOW I’M MORE CONFUSED ❓ IS IT JUST ME? ❓

SAY IT WITH ME

One button. No goal. Press it as many times as feels right.

Times we’ve said it together: 0

CONFUSED FLIGHT

Tap, click, or press Space to flap upward. Normal gravity, but the poles change colour, half of them are fake (dashed and see-through), odd things drift past, the score refuses to count straight, and it all speeds up.

Score: 0 wait, what?

CONFUSED SNAKE

Normal controls: arrows, WASD, or swipe. The board sways, the ? runs away from you, decoy ?s show up (both work), and your snake spells I’M CONFUSED as it grows. Grow past a few points and block tiles start appearing and vanishing, and hitting one ends it. The edges wrap, so you can’t fall off.

Length: 3 ↑ ↓ ← → · WASD · swipe

CATCH THE CONFUSED ONE

They pop up. Tap them (or hit Space). Every one is the right one.

Caught: 0 15s

MOVE THINGS AROUND. IT WON’T HELP.

Wait, what?

I thought you knew.

Since when?

Nope, still lost.

Okay, now I’m more confused.

For Carl, and for everyone else still figuring it out.

I’M CONFUSED.